Archive - The Schaefer Dispatch

Infinite Coastline

Reflecting from the sidelines of the comedy civil war

Feb 8, 2020 •

January 2020

All The Reasons I Have Not Written

A litany of excuses

Jan 14, 2020 •

September 2019

Application to Be in Your Group at The End of The World

Sep 25, 2019 •

A Cancel Culture Glossary

Every day, I check my twitter feed, and sure enough, every day, it greets me with another Cancelling. A Cancelling is, generally speaking, any time…

Sep 4, 2019 •

August 2019

Me & The Argentine

Aug 20, 2019 •

Nothing But Trouble

Moral dilemmas seem to be gripping the culture right now. How do we stop mass shootings? How do we solve racism? How do we stave off climate…

Aug 8, 2019 •

July 2019

Joke Theft & The Zit Costume

Yesterday, as I was engaging in some light life-ruining (scrolling on Twitter), I randomly came across a Gif (pronounced “zhif”). This Gif featured a…

Jul 30, 2019 •

Hello subscribers! This week, I’m trying out a new platform for my newsletter (Substack), and over the next few weeks you may notice other changes as I…

Jul 23, 2019 •

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